what the fuck I just saw Foxing and The Hotelier and it was a fantastic show but as it turns out I work with the drummer in The Hotelier and never realized??? he came over and talked to me after the show what is going on

there’s this guy at work who looks sorta like young Chris Cornell how do I woo him within the next month

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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Always feeling tired, smiling when required
Write another year off and kindly resign

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